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May 22, 2013
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May 22, 2013
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buttlid:

kymherz:

ippinka:

Try out a cool way to separate egg yolks from egg whites!

this is genius.

this is actually lifechanging

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May 21, 2013
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velved:

Awesome art prints: “Slaughterhouse Starlets” by Keith P. Rein

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May 21, 2013
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fortysixjay: Dress & shoes are from Ross. Size 26/28. Need this dress.

fortysixjay:

Dress & shoes are from Ross.

Size 26/28.

Need this dress.

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May 21, 2013
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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

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May 21, 2013
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My son is mad I’m laying on my side on an ice pack.

You are a fetus.

Get over yourself, bro.

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May 21, 2013
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May 21, 2013
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dumble-whores-army:

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

This is what yahoo bought for $1.1 billion

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May 21, 2013
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May 20, 2013
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ohantarctica:

It’s totally the “OH GOD, WHAT HAVE I DONE?” face.

Me, now, and in three to four months. Freaking out over here.

(Source: fuckyeahdementia, via thefemme-menace)