cosmicquestions asked: You're a SHARK!! You're a SHARK!!!! Suck your DICK!!! You're a SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!

I felt like a shark today! Shark week makes me a real shark! I usually have infinite patience for my kids, but I was so upset at all of them for talking over me today that I sat quietly at my desk and considered taking purdoom’s advice of tossing my Diva Cup full of blood all over them to see how they’d react. Like Carrie, but with more feminist flash! Oh, life.